John Green Reads Poetry

So many poems to listen to!

Hey, there’s a missing poem!

Hi! This website is an ongoing labor of love inspired by John’s self-proclaimed love of poetry ¹ and the mission of Ours Poetica

We’re working very hard combing through the vast amounts of online content John and Hank have created ³ — and continue to create! — to find every instance of John reading poetry.⁴ Most of these were short poems that used to appear as an opening segment in the Dear Hank & John pod.⁵

Check out our growing list of missing or lost poetry-related John Green media:

We have a long way to go, and are using the posts’ dates as a way to organize everything chronologically with relevant tags to make everything extra useable!

So if you have a suggestion of something we missed or would like to share a piece of poetry-related media you’ve found…

  1. This is also a recurring riff in many of the opening segments of Dear Hank & John
  2. A lovely play on the Latin phrase Ars Poetica (“The Art of Poetry”)
  3. Examples: 1 | 2
  4. And, occasionally, someone else, such as his wife, his brother, or a poem inspired by one of Hank’s rants. Admittedly, some things are qualified as ‘poems’ rather loosely — John has read lyrics, and other nontraditional items as poetry, and that’s a wonderful thing!
    Because poetry is, always, what we make it.
  5. And are still missed by Nerdfighters everywhere!

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In Counting Descent by Clint Smith (Write Bloody Publishing, 2016)

John’s related banter…

While we’re talking about books, and yes, I realize that this video is a little bit scattered, I’ve been reading a lot of poetry lately. I don’t know why; I guess that’s just the way that my brain wants to process text at the moment, and there are two books that I would really like to recommend.

The first is Counting Descent by Clint Smith. This is a very small book, but it packs a punch. It’s got funny moments, like, there’s a poem called “When They Tell You The Brontosaurus Never Existed”, the first line of which is, “You will wonder what kind of precedent we are setting here.” But in other times, it’s gut-wrenching. It’s sad. It’s just brilliant.

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You will wonder what kind of precedent we are setting here

(Unquoted remainder)

the placemats that set under uneaten broccoli
delineating the Jurassic as a place plentiful
with baby brontosaurus utter fabrication
The Land Before Time 1 through 13 all a lie
The Flintstones’ tale of brontosaurus burgers galore mere fiction
you will wave goodbye as the dinosaur joins Pluto drifting off into the Purgatory of things that once were a lot of
you will wonder what it means to have spent your entire life being taught something is real only to be told it was all an accident
the wrong skull they say
150 million years of mistake
how often are we given this message that everything would be fine if you only had a different face a different head on your shoulders what is existence really if its definition is so ephemeral
if all of that history can be snatched away in a single moment

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