A.k.a. “My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun”
John’s related banter…
So today, we’re going to look at the history and the controversy surrounding Shakespeare’s sonnets. And we’ll look at three particular sonnets. They’re often known by their first line, but they’re also known by numbers, so we’re gonna look at sonnet 18 AKA “Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer’s Day?”, Sonnet 116: “Let Me Not to the Marriage of True Minds Admit Impediment”, and sonnet 130: “My Mistress’s Eyes are Nothing Like the Sun.”

crashcourse | Shakespeare’s Sonnets (Crash Course Literature 304)
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
(Unquoted remainder)
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.